GTA 5 is full of violence, explosions, sex, drugs, murder, and the guns! Machine guns, shotguns, rocket launchers, mini-guns, tear gas, the list goes on and on. But what’s it got for those of us those of us who like to keep things simple? Can You Beat Grand Theft Auto 5 With Only A Pistol?
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Can You Beat GTA 5 With A Pistol? (in text form)
We jump immediately into the action inside a bank heist (gone wrong) and the challenge is a bust before it gets off the ground. T, M, and B are robbing a bank. I was gonna replace Brad but we don’t wanna give the cops any information that might lead them to suspects. With no pistol to use, I hid behind cover while BM dealt with all the cops. Trevor Phillips, who am I at the moment, is the cool calm and collected member of our raiding party. If anyone was mentally equipped to stand almost motionless in place for 18 minutes in the middle of a firefight against every mall cop this backwoods sh*thole threw at us, it’s him.
Seeing as the options were use melee attacks or use a gun that isn’t a pistol, and regardless of which I chose the challenge was failed again, I used my carbean rifle and the scalp of a Santa hat to leave the crew behind, found my pistol on a fresh body outside the bank, the driver took a nap, I outran the train in style, Michael and Brad were both down for the count, and I held off the police with a real gun. Unlike Fallout or Borderlands or Call of Duty or any of the other baby games I’ve played, GTA 5 is a much more realistic experience. You, like every American child, start things off with a rifle so you know immediately that there are better guns than the pistol, but the pistol itself is a decent weapon. A single headshot is enough to bring down even the most notorious of Los Santos street trash and auto-aim ensures missing a shot only happens once in a blue moon if you’re out standing alone.
Trevor was the only one who made it out alive, the title card rolled, Michael’s living the quiet life now, Brad’s still very dead, Dr Fred let me loose on the world, and the real game began. For those of you who’ve never heard of video games before watching this video, GTA 5 is a pretty massive game. HowLongToBeat pegs the average main story play through at about 32 hours, so a lot of this is being left out to not turn this into Mitten Squad’s Titanic. I know what ship I’m going down with and it’s not this. As I was leaving therapy, Franklin and Lamar were walking down the street looking for a score when they spotted a pair of automobiles looking for a new home. They say home is where the heart is but Disney refuses to let anyone do an autopsy on their vehicles. Like a wild animal in the western frontier, each feral car can alert the wider pack of harm coming to them. Alarms and bells and whistles tell the police that they’re in trouble. Simeon owning a car dealership makes him the perfect target for a pair of gangsters with stars in their eyes looking to become pawns in 4 dimensional game of Connect 4.